What’s the fuss over small dicks?
I’ve had a number of Singaporean males email me saying they like the site bla, bla etc. but they really didn’t appreciate the derogatory comment concerning their penile appendage. It’s been mention previously I’m sure: As long as your girlfriend’s happy with what she has and you have, then no one has the right to say you suck.
I was hanging out with Kev a couple of days ago, mucking around the condo, and out of nowhere, he asked me if I’d like to see his dick.
‘Hey, you wanna see the smallest dick you’ll ever see in your whole life?’ He asked me (exaggerated buaya face and all)
‘God, no. Keep it in.’ I told him.
I thought it was cool anyway, that he didn’t care (and almost seemed proud) that he didn’t have a big dick. The truth is, you don’t need a big dick to please a girl properly, not if she’s keen on anal sex, and hasn’t done it before. I suppose it’s commonsense, but not being the owner of a dick, I’d never been hit with the question on how to best please a girl with the type of tool I had.
So anyway, once and for all, to all the guys who aren’t happy I made fun of their dicks…
Stop being insulted.
I’ve got a pair of A70 half-filled tits that look like X-es when shot from above. What do I care (and what do you, for that matter), the guys I like still like ‘em anyway. For God's-sake, it doesn’t bother me that someone wrote an essay on how my tits could be improved.
I realize I don’t have the right to insult anyone’s genitalia, but hey. I am certainly entitled to my preference for what I think is substantial, for me.
xoxox
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ReplyDeleteHi there,
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WOW-U'VE CHNGE UR FOTO. GREAT.
ReplyDeleteHEY WHEN R U GOING TO PUBLISH UR BK?
I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BUY.
I LOVE UR EROTIC ENTRIES V MUCH.
HA. KEEP UR ENTRIES ALIVE. CHEERS!
It's quality over quantity anytime, babe. so the next time if the same shit happens again just tell those losers to screw themselves. What's new to them is the stuff that is between your pants.
ReplyDeleteGod bless and peace out.
Hey Karen,
ReplyDeleteI'm game :D
email at sarongpartygirl@gmail.com
Hi Singapore guys,
ReplyDeleteDon't feel insulted by SPG dicks preference. At most, she was referring to those that she had seen, not yours! Btw, some ang moh has cute n tiny dick too! ;P
this post is obviously meant to appease those who took offence at her "small dicks" generalization. so now she suddenly decides k has a small dick after all (he probably ran out of viagra).
ReplyDeleteso much for shooting her mouth off on whatever she wants.
next she'll be cooking up a story on how her brother has the biggest dick of them all.
how come the face is black out now? so uncool...
ReplyDeletegod only hopes,
ReplyDeleteit is with infantile pleasure that i read your blog, and whilst finding much delight in it, i hope there comes a time when issues raised in your blog are no longer issues to discuss, surely we are all above the level where any of this actually matters, please use your considerable web presence to highlight the fight against HIV/AIDS and poverty, issues that many singaporeans are nutured against....
its time we did something good for humanity and not just serving our egos to make ourselves feel important.
peace
About time you blacked out your face, you ugly bigot.
ReplyDeletehey, just visited your blog yesterday. LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeletefelt very validated and supported in your lack of hypocrisy and honesty. feel a burden lifted off my shoulders and less tired in this world filled with cowardly and spiteful idiots.
I wonder where does the originality of your thoughts come from, since you are so young and have not been through enough experiences to process what the world and people are like
will continue reading your blog as i strive ahead to live my life!!!
proudly thirty yr old girl
"It appears the only ones who call you a bigot are the ones insulted by your words." - Bravo! Brainwave!
ReplyDeleteWhat else, other than your propensity to regurgitate hokkien swear words and believing trashy magazine articles?
Is it somehow less wrong to insult your own people with ridiculous racial stereotypes?
ang moh in sg: dream on... spg is here only for #1... unless she suddenly changes her stance again.
ReplyDeleteasta: yes it is racism when you comment on your own race (d'uh). racists judge people on the color of their skin, NOT their religion. like it or not, spg is racist. as are those who discriminate against other races (e.g. "all whites are promiscuous").
"you are so young and have not been through enough experiences to process what the world and people are like"
ReplyDeleteshe's probably slept with 10 times more men than you, even if you're (spg please note it's "you're" and not "your") 30.
papa shango...
ReplyDeletealas your attitude is the exact reason this planet is fucked up, its not spgirls take on things, but perhaps yours, get off your high horse, do something good for once and actually MAKE A DIFFERENCE it may be hard for you to digest but do something about it, the time it took you to bitch about this web blog, people actually died
get with the programme people, appreciate spgirl for having the guts to do this, and start making a difference to those that need your time/effort...
peace
These people who support Izzy and say she is un-hypocritical, and defending her right to have sex with whomever she chooses, even if she employs bigoted racial profiling in deciding her choice of sex partner...
ReplyDeleteAre they truely supporting her because they empathise with such racial profiling? Wow, who would admit that?
Are they siding her because she is some tramped upon female? But this isn't the case, since no one brought that up.
Are they siding her because she is honest and open (in mind and with her legs)? How can this be if she makes prejudicial and racist remarks about ALL males of an entire ethnic group? How open-minded is that?
Are they siding her because of her self-elevating rants, and how those rants give their life meaning? Few people could be at such a low point in their lives.
In the end, what are these people rooting for?
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ReplyDeleteHey Sarong Party Girl. Just wanted to tell you one thing for your knowledge:
ReplyDeleteThe obsession males display for the length of their dick has nothing to do with how to please girls. It is only connected with the length of other males' dicks. A man with a small dick naturally feels inferior to a man with a larger dick. And they usually don't like it.
Consider that some Japanese monkeys whose species I don't remember actually choose the alpha male in their group by displaying their erect penis. The one with the largest and longest appendage becomes alpha male.
In their core, men tend to be all gay, but they won't ever admit it. Anyway, is a man-to-man thing, when it comes to penis size. Don't make the mistake of thinking they are wary of pleasing their girls. They are not.
Referring to this post, I noticed Izzy's pseudo-apology: "Stop being insulted".
ReplyDeleteWhat is that? An apology? Or an insult? Or some minimum BS words uttered, so that she can feel comfortable making further racist comments?
I was wrong before. She is not just ugly in face and body. She has an ugly mind as well.
If she continues with her racist rants, she may feel safer to relocate to another country where the "white male" pickings are less slim.
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ReplyDeleteNobody would give a fucking damn if you confined your condemnation of the size of Chinese dicks to your family members. But you disgraced the entire Chinese population.
ReplyDeletelol...
ReplyDeletemy dear Izzy,
i couldn't help but laugh at some of the comments ur readers leave here. i wonder if people like 'Singaporean Dong' (!!!) and 'papa shango' leave nasty uppity hoity-toity so-obviously-holier-than-thou-and-the-rest-of-the-mortal-world remarks to validate their oversized egos, their closet tight-assed bigot or the size of their penises.
although i wonder about the need to get all riled-up about the size of penises. one cannot really expect a 5'6" man to have an 11" erect penis. that would be totally disproportionate. a man's penis, more or less, would be proportionate to his size. so stop getting all blustery about the sizes of penises. it's only natural. not many asian men are 6' after all. getting all purple in the face about the natural size of penises only makes it all the more ridiculous.
hi .. yea .. absolutely correct .. while we dont go around and fuss over guys not having dicks as big as those porno .. they fuss around us not having boobs as big as porno films .. wtf ..
ReplyDelete[quote]For God's-sake, it doesn’t bother me that someone wrote an essay on how my tits could be improved.[/quote]
ReplyDeleteHardy har. Glad you're taking Xiaxue's, ahem, photoessay, so well.
[quote]Is it racism when you comment on your own race/religion? Is it prejudice? There are so many racists around and people prejudiced against other races but here you make a comment about your own and people bitch at you.[/quote]
Is this person serious? Everyone knows that the only thing worse that a bigot is a self-hating bigot.
However, that's not my beef with SPG. It's not like, oh, after years of living in a Commonwealth country, she's internalized the racism of the imperial colonisers. I mean, I don't think she dislikes being Chinese, first of all.
I think what I have a problem with is that in her "White Man Manifesto", SPG clearly makes dick size a big part of how and why she chooses the lovers that she does. Which, which I guess practical in a sense, does smack of racial profiling (I can't believe I'm applying the term here) and objectification (pretty self-explanatory...it's reducing an individual to their body parts, like the way some men reduce women to their tits and ass.) This is especially ironic since in all other ways, SPG has the makings of a liberal feminist and, yet, here she is, perpetuating to men what men did to women for centuries.
Oh, and "stop feeling insulted"? How is that compared to "I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way" on the Half-Arsed Apology-That-Really-Isn't Scale? Even lower, I'm afraid.
Oh and an addendum: before you ask "what's the fuss over small dicks", remember that you, SPG, sexual savant extraordinaire, were the one who made them an issue in the first place. You've still got your link to that post, and for a while there you had the "Size does matter, I've never seen a 2 inch dildo"(or whatever it was called) as your motto. Your memory may be revisionist in this area, but ours is not.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm curious if you wouldn't be just the teensy-weensy bit offended when some white blogger from the Holy Lands of America, Britain, or Oz writes a diatribe about why they don't date Asian girls cause frankly, fucking girls with no tits is worse than fucking a boy.
Another add: You may pretend to be pc now by framing the whole dick issue in the context of personal references, but before it wasn't "oh, I like white men 'cause their penises do it *for me*", it was a sweeping and all-encompassing "Asian men suck" (in bed).
ReplyDeleteNo wonder they're pissed.
Sorry. I meant "personal preferences".
ReplyDeleteLet me make one correction here-- white men have small penises too! You want a really big dong, get a dildo.
ReplyDeleteBTW-- I am a "converted" SPG, that is, I've sworn off white men and married a nice Asian guy. Believe me, at the end of the day, not many ang mohs wanna settle down with you, so Cinderella endings aren't always in the bag, dearie. And at least my husband wants me for who I am, not what I have.
I've got a good mind to say all the whites I've had in the past were mistakes.
It is all relative anyway.
ReplyDeleteBig vaginas need big dicks to be fulfilling :-)
Like choosing bras;
the right size is what fits
This is a serious question: since you are such an expert, how does a big dick perform better than a small one? It was years later that I discovered that, due to a tight foreskin (which could have been corrected by simple surgery), my weenie is, shall we say of humble length, when flacid. When suitably aroused, it rises to a more respectable dimension. Hurt like hell the first time though, pushing through the tiny foreskin opening. The lady who took my cherry couldn't understand why I was in pain, and why it wouldn't retract naturally after climax. I know this is like asking for free medical advice, but any input you can provide from the female angle would be highly appreciated. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteang moh in sg: you are the one who should get off your high horse. practically all my leisure time is tied up in volunteer work but i don't see a need to crow about it.
ReplyDelete"the time it took you to bitch about this web blog, people actually died"
*rme* how dumb is your comment? i can't save every single dying person in this world even if i had super powers.
K I think it's time to cut some slack of Izzy. She's much more politically correct in what she is saying now. You don't see any Asian flaming remarks now. The masses have won? She is retreating to "actually if you all look underneath, 20 feet underground of this blog, you'll see I'm capable of saving the world kind of girl". Sorry Izzy we are not that deep.
ReplyDeleteFor my money, "no offence", "stop feeling insulted" etc etc rank among the most hypocritical phrases in the lexicon.
ReplyDeleteFor example, how is, "you asian men have short dicks and are lousy in bed, stop feeling insulted", different in any meaningful way from...
"no offence, but you're ugly?"
It's not only hypocritical, but extremely greedy. It means "I -want -my -cake -and -eat -it -too". I want to insult you but I don't want to have to deal with your anger. And this is, of course, the second insult.
But in a way I'm glad that you choose white men. I get a good night's sleep knowing that Singaporean men are spared your shit.
A question for SPG
ReplyDeleteJust thinking out loud... if angmohs are so well endowed, why did you rely on dildo for sex?
http://www.musecube.com/rayicevdo/88900/
ReplyDeletehttp://suicidegirls.com/girls/Santianna/
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/116/940/1024/spg.jpg
http://xiaxue.chestertan.com/xiaxue/tits.gif
http://www.deviantart.com/view/2213400/
Izzy, since you are so progressive and uninhibited...
ReplyDeleteI have been meaning to ask... Do you do dogs?
I have 2 helluva horny dogs who hump anything and everything that moves. Man, sometimes I have to slash water on them to keep them from humping each other! (I am sure you are familir with the sensation of cold splashes)
Sometimes, the darned dogs even lick their own shit.
Wait a minute... Are you into scat? You know, coprophilia? (OK for you other clueless MFs, it means shit-eating for sexual gratification) I am sure that you are familiar with the taste, Izzy.
It literally oozes from your mouth...
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Having just read Izzy's Apr 25th entry.
ReplyDeleteI now realize that Izzy is also a part-time prostitute.
Here is an except:
"I thought about it long and hard for several months before I actually did it, and it wasn’t too bad. The two men that have paid me for sex have become rather good friends (not with each other la,"
http://sarongpartygirl.blogspot.com/2005_04_01_sarongpartygirl_archive.html
So, in addition to being a racist, bigoted, superficial, self-important serial-fornicator, she is also a hooker.
So much for all the verbal fuzz and literary bull-shit.
Stop calling yourself a Christian. Please.
THIS SLUT ERASED MY COMMENT FOR FEAR OF INSULTING HER WESTERN AND ANGMOH SUPPORTERS.
ReplyDeleteREALLY YOU MUST GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED YOU SCUM.
Izzy says the following on her Apr 19th entry:
ReplyDelete"I'm surrounded by fuckwits that don't give a shit about me doing nice things for them. I try to make dinner for my mom, and she doesn't wait. What the fucking #$%^ and she complains I never do anything nice. Well, hello?? You can't even do this one nice thing for me by waiting for me to finish cooking dinner?
When was the last time you did anything really nice anyway? Sure you care, so? Sure I can depend on you if I shit up in life, but I don't care for that. The fact is, you're not doing anything now! And it's not even as if it's an active task."
Izzy never ceases to impress me.
Few people can chalk up so many insulting adjectives to describe themselves... Now we can add ungrateful mother-pisser to the list. She calls her mother "fuckwit".
Let's see the short list:
Serial fucker
Self-important
In-discriminating (as in fucking anything at all, anything!)
Bigot
Racist (I know, I know, that is simply Bigot + underline)
Pretentious
Vulgar
Shallow
Ugly
Ugly
Ugly (I know, repetitive. Serves as added emphasis)
Arrogant
Mother-pisser
Immoral
Hypocrite
False Christian
Fool
Wow... Truly impressive. And I am not even being exhaustive.