Later on, while we were waiting for dinner to happen, I went on MGM's mac and was greeted with his "top sites". Anyway apparently someone had been dicking around on it, so there were escort sites plastered all over the place. Well okay, there were only two, and one was "Gaystar Services". It's a all a big mystery, MGM has no idea where that one came from, although I have my suspicions on Lady M. (Or the other one. You know... the other one... whichever one that isn't me...) Anyway we started talking about escort websites and I realized I still haven't found Avi's.
I'd Googled "Singapore Escorts" several times before, but never managed to find any site that looked remotely like anything that would be his. Most site out there are fucking lame, look cheap and have terrible descriptions of the women, all written in bad English. The last time I tried to do this was in 2008, and I guess it wasn't on the top 4 hits then. I also thought maybe guys that want high class escorts would Google for something else, so I got MGM to do it. I know it sounds like of lame (just type in the words that mean what they mean!), but seriously, there's a ton of bullshit out there, so I thought that surely a guy must know something I don't (in this situation) if he is to find the woman of his dreams for the right price.
We found it. It's now the top hit, and I know it's Avi's because it's just looks good. But in order to confirm it, I had to find myself on it. And guess what! I did!
Singapore Escorts
This is the lovely description of me:
Octavia has wonderfully cute, pixie-like facial features, and a body crafted with equal attention to healthy tone and feminine grace. She reads voraciously, and will surprise you with knowledge and insight in many subjects spanning art and science. In fact, nothing turns her on more than a man with a brain...
There was no doubt about it. Also, I don't know many other chicks who would call themselves Octavia. Back in '07 when I registered myself with some stupid escort agency, the guy told me I couldn't use Octavia because no guys would get it. So I settled for Sophie instead. Borrrring. But he had a lame ass agency, Avi's agency is cool. It also pays a lot.
MGM: "My god, you cost $6000 a night?"
Me (throwing my head back and speaking with a fake ass French accent): "Now you know how much men would pay to sleep with me!"'
MGM: "I know! What kind of guy has that kind of money to blow on sex? What the fuck. I can't afford you."
Me: "You know you can get it for free!"
MGM: "I know! I'm missing an opportunity here, think of all the money I could be saving!"
The Fixer: "Hey let's call the guy! I want to order Octavia."
Me: "Oh god no... don't piss Avi off, he's probably busy being a nerd right now, writing programs to save the world or some shit like that."
The Fixer: "Saving bourgeoisie Singaporean girls from material poverty..."
Anyway don't call for me if you're tempted to. I'm on the site because I was a plausible candidate in pre-GFC days when there were more customers then women, and he was a bit desperate for girls. I messaged him last night and told him he could leave me on the site because I think it's cool and I like being on it. Especially if I cost that much.
