BACK TO SCHOOL PARTY!

If I could have it my way, the ultimate party I’d like to have a ticket to would possibly have to be the annual Rubber Ball , this year held in Sydney on the 13^th of August, which would almost certainly mean I will be attending.

To cut the chase, the Princess said she’d really like to throw a party for a great deal of people, only she didn’t know where to get the ‘Great Deal of People’ Something like, a thousand. At Momo (burlesque looking place, with lots of private booths located down at Clarke Quay) And I suggested asking all of you.

I don’t know how to throw big parties for people I don’t know, so I’d like you to tell me what you’d want.

Of course if I could have it my way, I’d have many girls in tight leather outfits standing on bar tables at every booth swinging leather whips and playing with candle wax (according to authoritative sources, one should always stick with the bees-wax variety), with bands like The Bravery and Garbage in the background. With a great deal of trippy shit and coke going around, and people having sex wherever they want to have it.

Not possible here of course, and I wouldn’t even dare to think of the safety issues I’d have to be concerned with before I could actually throw a party like that, Singapore or not, so I’ll just have to settle for the girls in tight leather outfits. And wax.

The princess will sort out the finances, but here’s the low down on the input I’d like to have.

1) What makes a party good for you. (I need a-lot of uninhibited girlies dancing on bar-tops, and a great deal of making out with cute strangers. And of course shot after shot of tequila.)

2) If you’re a fun, uninhibited, hot female, would you like to be paid to dance?

3) Would you like to be a runner? (Meaning you purchase the tickets in bulk at a lower price and sell them to yourself or to someone else and make a little profit)

Email me if you’re really interested, and sign off with the name you’d like to be referred to as, along with mundane things about you that you live with but I might get wrong. Like age-group and gender.

PS: P wants to pretty much target the would be freshmen crowd, and thought it would be fun to throw a really huge back to school party. I couldn’t think of a better way to get the word out. So if you’re interested, email me.

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xoxox