Picking Up

Someone chatted me up by the magazine rack yesterday. I'd been flipping through FHM, and he looked over my shoulder and said something like, 'that's a lovely bikini, don't you agree.' I looked at him, raised an eyebrow and shook my head. 'It's too tame.'

Among other things, i just realized that someone has a subscription to Esquire in my family. That someone is apparently my mom.

And Martine is begging me to bear with him; although I must say I'd rather bear him upon me. Hmm.

xoxox