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Silly Comments

Like I really have nothing better to do then reply to an article that was written even before I had my first romance. Heterosexual romance anyway. Heh.

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In more retarded news, an old friend of mine called me up-you know, one of those lovely people who are so accepting and so real you're glad you never changed your cellphone number since the last time you gave it to them-. She tells me she heard from somewhere I gave free blowjobs.
Well, um. Okay. Last time I heard, girls usually didn't charge their boyfriends for blowjobs.

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Oh. Whats that..?

Okay, I'm sorry.

I suppose they had to pay for theirs.