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Such Strong Sentiments

*shudder*
Someone told me I was the most fucking ugly slut s(he) ever saw.

What EXACTLY is wrong with these people? I've done nothing to them, I don't know them, and hey. If you're so damn bold to use such strong words, why dont go all the way and reveal yourself, and let's see how gorgeous You are.

People are weird. They are really, really weird.

Oh.
Did I insult you're little brother? With particular emphasis on... Little?

We all know where you buy your clothing now. Think John Little at the Specialist Centre. Oh Man. I know. That is such a tired old dirty joke.

But it's just the sort they can relate to.